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A sysadmin, and self taught programmer from Indonesia.

The silly account of @yonle

Beware: My lingo may be louder than your quiet following probably. So be prepared of me filling your timeline.

Photo Profile Source: https://x.com/oakm071/status/1886066118470881411

https://yonle.lecturify.net

yonle honked 15 Jun 2025 08:36 +0700

pagi-pagi orang di seberang muterin DJ dengan volume 100% njer

yonle honked 15 Jun 2025 07:30 +0700

BAN SEPEDA, WALAU GA DIPAKE, TETEP KEMVES MULU

INI KOK ISO CIK

WOEH

yonle honked 15 Jun 2025 07:01 +0700

(Piano Melankolis bgm plays)

Yonle, lu sangat bermanfaat bagi orang lain
Makasih.
ya mungkin lu ga sadar, tapi hikmah nya tu lo
lu tuh ngasih gw motivasi, gw pengen jadi penulis, tapi malas nulis, liat tulisan lu bagus banget
jadi pengen gitu

Me:

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yonle honked 15 Jun 2025 06:39 +0700

Needed: Something something fluffy to hug like hugging Armadillo while laying on bed

yonle honked 15 Jun 2025 06:38 +0700

Try not to be najis 1001%

ねぇねぇ……ぼく、よわいの……

ALLAHUAKBAR

yonle honked 15 Jun 2025 06:33 +0700

I may sound spoiled,
But hear me out.

Barbeque Bacon Burger

yonle honked 15 Jun 2025 06:32 +0700

"Yonle's Honk account
More like 'Yonle has fermented'"

HUH?????

yonle honked 15 Jun 2025 06:25 +0700

HWAAAHHHHH-

CHOOOOO!!!!!

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yonle honked 15 Jun 2025 06:23 +0700

ABSBKSBSKSBSKSBSHAKZBAKZH

yonle honked 15 Jun 2025 06:22 +0700

how many tissues have i pulled out in total to sneeze my snots out

yonle honked 15 Jun 2025 06:07 +0700

Woke up early today...

Brrrrzzz..... haaaaahhhhh...

*ACCHHII!!!

My nose got clogged...

yonle honked 15 Jun 2025 00:51 +0700

... (yawns)

(cold air gets in)

(my teeths starts reacting to it)

A-A-AGH- ITA-ITA-ITAI....

my teeth...

it hurts...

[Basically hurts]

yonle honked 15 Jun 2025 00:42 +0700

Now that i am in AC room,

  • If i yawn, My teeth hurts
  • If i breathe, My nose hurts & feels clogged, Then i sneeze
  • I have nowhere to escape the cold

yonle honked 15 Jun 2025 00:41 +0700

I am physically sensitive.

yonle honked 15 Jun 2025 00:41 +0700

i shall go to slee-

EEEKKKK!!!!! IT'S COLD!!!

[This is basically what happens if you bring AC to a person who usually sleep with fan]

yonle honked 14 Jun 2025 22:23 +0700

EVEN BURYING MYSELF UNDER BLANKET IS NOT ENOUGH

yonle honked 14 Jun 2025 19:58 +0700

A: Really? It's cold for you?
A: Man you're so wea-

Me: Accchii!!

yonle honked 14 Jun 2025 19:57 +0700

now i shall bury myself under blanket....

yonle honked 14 Jun 2025 19:19 +0700

The Daikin AC is now there

Oh no

I will be freezing cold tonight

yonle honked 14 Jun 2025 13:49 +0700

You thought that Ching Chong is Chinese

While in reality, It's either Korean, Thailand, Vietnamese.

Don't believe me?

  • Jing Sok Min
  • Tae Chok Yol
  • Ching Sek Mal
  • Chong Soril
  • Kung Cik Tak
  • Tamel
  • Cong Chok Chol
  • Nguyen Phet Thau

AND MORE

yonle honked 14 Jun 2025 13:35 +0700

(refresh)
0 new post

:<

yonle honked 14 Jun 2025 13:22 +0700

angin kenceng
ombak naik turun

yang lagi duduk di speedboat kayu bilek:
KRETEKETEKREKTRKKTKEKTKRKTKETKTEKTEKKERKEKRKEKRKRETK

yonle honked 14 Jun 2025 13:18 +0700

dah. moga honk-honk gue yang burik menghilang ke angkasa