lama kelamaan federasi fedi.lecturify.net kok makin ngaco njer

tung tung tung tung tung tsk tsk tsk TARRR

(trumpet) TETETETETET (drum rocks on)

Subject: Important Matter
From: Lam Sawer <lam@...>
To: Yonle <yonle@...>

Dear Yonle,

Important.

Sincerely,
Lam Sawer

pagi-pagi...

semalam, hidung tersumbat.

sekarang tenggorok ngelawak.

ya amvun,

WOE

INI NGENERF GUE BUKAN MAI-

(Uhuk-uhuk-uhuk)
(ÆURGH)*

TERANK BULAN

yang penting ora ngomong

dan kalau ora bisa dimengerti, ora SUCCESS

If you thought that you suck at speaking English,

Bruh. You're not alone.

I thought that i spell the sentences correctly, But once i try to replay the recording, I sounded like a Russian trying to spell English sentences

pagi-pagi orang di seberang muterin DJ dengan volume 100% njer

BAN SEPEDA, WALAU GA DIPAKE, TETEP KEMVES MULU

INI KOK ISO CIK

WOEH

ACCHOOOOO!!!!

selamat pagi

(Piano Melankolis bgm plays)

Yonle, lu sangat bermanfaat bagi orang lain
Makasih.
ya mungkin lu ga sadar, tapi hikmah nya tu lo
lu tuh ngasih gw motivasi, gw pengen jadi penulis, tapi malas nulis, liat tulisan lu bagus banget
jadi pengen gitu

Me:

Needed: Something something fluffy to hug like hugging Armadillo while laying on bed

Try not to be najis 1001%

ねぇねぇ……ぼく、よわいの……

ALLAHUAKBAR

I may sound spoiled,
But hear me out.

Barbeque Bacon Burger

"Yonle's Honk account
More like 'Yonle has fermented'"

HUH?????

HWAAAHHHHH-

CHOOOOO!!!!!

Achoo

Acchi!!

ACHHHOOOOO!!!!!

ABSBKSBSKSBSKSBSHAKZBAKZH

drizzling...

how many tissues have i pulled out in total to sneeze my snots out

Woke up early today...

Brrrrzzz..... haaaaahhhhh...

*ACCHHII!!!

My nose got clogged...

... (yawns)

(cold air gets in)

(my teeths starts reacting to it)

A-A-AGH- ITA-ITA-ITAI....

my teeth...

it hurts...

[Basically hurts]

Now that i am in AC room,

• If i yawn, My teeth hurts
• If i breathe, My nose hurts & feels clogged, Then i sneeze
• I have nowhere to escape the cold

I am physically sensitive.

i shall go to slee-

EEEKKKK!!!!! IT'S COLD!!!

[This is basically what happens if you bring AC to a person who usually sleep with fan]

EVEN BURYING MYSELF UNDER BLANKET IS NOT ENOUGH

A: Really? It's cold for you?
A: Man you're so wea-

Me: Accchii!!

now i shall bury myself under blanket....

The Daikin AC is now there

Oh no

I will be freezing cold tonight

You thought that Ching Chong is Chinese

While in reality, It's either Korean, Thailand, Vietnamese.

Don't believe me?

• Jing Sok Min
• Tae Chok Yol
• Ching Sek Mal
• Chong Soril
• Kung Cik Tak
• Tamel
• Cong Chok Chol
• Nguyen Phet Thau

AND MORE

(refresh)
0 new post

:<

angin kenceng
ombak naik turun

yang lagi duduk di speedboat kayu bilek:
KRETEKETEKREKTRKKTKEKTKRKTKETKTEKTEKKERKEKRKEKRKRETK

dah. moga honk-honk gue yang burik menghilang ke angkasa

waktunya zonk zonk awonk wonk zonking bom bom

DZ: Sebuah conversation yang wild

(stretches)

AGH-

Aduh... sakit...

am feeling good

My Auntie from Singapore bought some souvenirs when they're in Japan.

guess, time to replace the account maker bot that was back then made in nodejs before with my new favorite language

somehow i wanna change the existing znc with soju

unspecified horror

これが思いのほか伸びたのが良くなかった…
これ以降食べ美ネタ絵を繰り返すことに
#軽い気持ちで描いたら思った以上に反響があった絵

mor...ning...
i woke up late again

okay, it's getting really weird

i will separate relayd and haproxy one day.

this is making a lil overhead

tomorrow AC is coming to this room

oh no

i don't like both hot and cold

but this one

oh no

samwan send help

deer god.

i shall stop this habit.

"aku pengen dipeluk aku sendiri"

tidurlah kaaak

kaaak

tidurlah, udah mau jam 12 ini kaaak 😭

What am i doing

harusnya pake avatar yang lain buat akun ini

Ai wondah

Why olang-olang tolol sekali

Wo-iya. Gw tolol juga-

....?

I have two side.

1. @yonle: The philosopher, atleast that's what they call me
2. @yonle: The pure ass gremlin

And then i got a slogan by someone, "he protecc, but he attacc"

my noise matters?

wait-

WHA-

I AM YOUR TIMELINE FILLER-??????

A-

WAIT-

A- A- ANU-

the moment i pressed this

i saw a scroll of sacred sin.

help.

king kong

well, because this instance was recovered and was using db from 2024

federation still works.

but that also means, all posts from 2024 is still there.

yes.

This place is basically my zen mode.

I see posts.

I see no interaction count.

I see no reactions.

Only replies and comments.

It's all honksaurus.

Beware: My lingo may be louder than your quiet following probably. So be prepared of me filling your timeline.

I have two side.

- Me (this account): Discussion, My thoughts, and stuff.
- My honk account at @yonle: My true other / pure side of me

HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

I AM REALLY CLUELESS OF WHAT TO DO

NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i was horrified when i lose the h.lecturify.net backup

but then i realized, "wait. the last year snapshot probably still has it"

so, i put the system on maintenance

grabbed the backup

restored it

and it surprisingly works